Family Guy Quotes, Stewie Quotes

Lois Griffin from Family Guy: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.
Family Guy Quotes, Family Guy Stewie Quotes



Stewie Griffin from Family Guy: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.
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