Family Guy - "Jungle Love" Quotes

Pretty Funny Quotes from the last episode of Family Guy that aired in September.

Kevin Ferderline: Magic Mirror, how can I look like a douche-bag today?
Magic Mirror Peter Griffin: Well Kevin, uhm, I would say first of all don't shave or shower.
Kevin Ferderline: Ok, I won't.
Magic Mirror Peter Griffin: And uh, you just got out of bed right?
Kevin Ferderline: Yeah.
Magic Mirror Peter Griffin: I would say just go ahead and wear that tank-top all day.
Kevin Ferderline: Uhm, ok.
Magic Mirror Peter Griffin: Alright, so we covered the hygene, no collared shirts, uhm...ohh, and don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment. (Edit)



Chris Griffin: (in response to the villagers exposed genitals) Hahaha wow, this is just like Bible camp...only I'm not crying and trying to pretend I'm somewhere else. (Edit)



Peter Griffin: Chris, I'm just as serious as when I saw Paul Reiser do stand-up.
(Flashback to Paul Reiser stand-up)
Reiser: So what's the deal with airline food? Is this stuff bad or what?
Peter: Aw, that's not nice; those chiefs work really hard.
Reiser: And what's with those Starbucks, huh? They're everywhere.
Peter Griffin: Uhh...a lotta people want coffee; that's supply and demand, it's the foundation of our entire economy Paul... (Edit)



Chief Oleki: This is a joyous occasion. You have engaged the entire tribe and dance. According to our customs, you are now married to my daughter. I couldn’t be happier.
Chris: Well, if you’re happy, then I’m happy, ‘cause after all…WHA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-T?! (Edit)



Chris: Dad, don't you see? You're using the island to get out of your problems at home.
Peter: What are you talking about? Meg's right there. (Edit)



Head priestess as Elaine for Seinfeld: You can't spare one square? (Edit)



Brian: Uh, Peter, I think we forgot Meg.

(Meg is shot and falls to the river) (Edit)

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