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Friday, September 09, 2005

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Family Guy Quotes - Peter and Chris Griffin


Great Quote from Family Guy with fast jokes that keep coming throughout the show...

Chris Griffin: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter Griffin: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

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Thursday, September 08, 2005

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Family Guy Peter Griffin & Brian Quotes


In this scene Peter gets a letter from the IRS and he can't understand it..

Peter Griffin: I'm getting an Audi!
Brian Griffin: Peter, there's a "T." That says "audit."
Peter Griffin: No, Brian, it's a foreign car, the "T" is silent. Sweet, I'm getting an Audi.

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Wednesday, September 07, 2005

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Family Guy Quotes - Peter Griffin Quotes


Peter Griffin: Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard.
Brian Griffin: Do you listen to yourself when you talk?
Peter Griffin: I drift in and out.

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Tuesday, September 06, 2005

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Family Guy Stewie Griffin Quotes


Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie Griffin: What did you just say?
Lois Griffin: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie Griffin: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my bitch.

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Monday, September 05, 2005

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Quagmire from Family Guy Quotes


Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.
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